He’s far too modest to talk about it but twentysix FD James Saville completed the Paras’ 10 at the weekend. It’s billed as “The Ultimate 10 Mile Endurance Race” (so slightly tougher than the NABS 5K run last week).
For those reading this that don’t know him, here are just a few facts about the toughest FD in digital…
1. If you have five pounds and James Saville has five pounds, James Saville has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on James Saville’s computer. James Saville is always in control.
3. Apple pays James Saville 99p every time he listens to a song.
4. James Saville can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. James Saville can eat just one Pringle.
6. James Saville is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
8. James Saville destroyed the periodic table, because only he recognizes the element of surprise.
9. James Saville can kill two stones with one bird.
10. James Saville counted to infinity – twice.
(And have you noticed that you never see James Saville and Chuck Norris in the same place at the same time?)
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Aha, now before James corrects you…. he and I had a fascinating discussion about the nature money, so if I had £5 and he had £5 neither of us would actually have any money – we’d both just have made promises that we probably won’t keep